The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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