hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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