I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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