Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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