He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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