Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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