everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She bit a glass in half.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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