Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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