Someone shit on the floor
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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