Farmville is her only friend.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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