I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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