in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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