Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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