it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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