Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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