Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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