she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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