im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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