dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Pooping to opera.
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