apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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