Nicole vs. Life
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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