I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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