it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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