Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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