Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Too much gin, very little bucket
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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