there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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