okay pat passed out under dana's car
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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