I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
now i know why i became what i already was.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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