Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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