talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
