My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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