he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
