We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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