went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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