There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i think i scared a bird with my dick
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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