I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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