omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just puked most of my soul out..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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