Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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