What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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