but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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