'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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