i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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