she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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