Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
