sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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