Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
nutella sex= disaster
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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