i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My pussy is not your playground.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
