i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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