Your tits are I can't wait for
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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