Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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