Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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