Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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