I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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