You really coming over, don't trick.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
