she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology