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so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...

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(239): so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM... http://tfl.nu/hm43

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(480): View more from Arizona

Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it

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(480): Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it http://tfl.nu/4lbe

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(407): View more from Florida

So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

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(407): So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!! http://tfl.nu/uf67

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(407): View more from Florida

he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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(407): he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around http://tfl.nu/8mq7

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?

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(617): Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness? http://tfl.nu/575t

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.

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(918): He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day. http://tfl.nu/2bxp

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now

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(908): Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now http://tfl.nu/hukx

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(309): View more from Illinois

I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.

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(309): I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors. http://tfl.nu/cath

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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am

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(785): The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am http://tfl.nu/qtcn

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(281): View more from Texas

You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"

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(281): You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike" http://tfl.nu/m449

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(315): View more from New York

Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?

(540): View more from Virginia

Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude

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(315): Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time? (540): Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude http://tfl.nu/szgw

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(631): View more from New York

He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.

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(631): He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims. http://tfl.nu/mqeu

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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.

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(401): I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car. http://tfl.nu/oyb7

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.

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(918): Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time. http://tfl.nu/hv9q

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(240): View more from Maryland

Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence

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(240): Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence http://tfl.nu/zd2a

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