how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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