Christians are straight up FREAKS
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday