I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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