oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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