Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?