how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
ugly people sure do ruin things
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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