ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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