***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Are these your boobs on my camera?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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